Halloween

This is more for me than anyone else. I have a horrible memory; and when I get bored at work, I need someting to do. So here are some Halloween costume ideas I'm considering:

1. Babysitter- attach a doll baby to my butt
2. Frank Einstein- get a Frankenstein mask and attach an Albert Einstein wig, spray the wig with green haircolor, wear a lab coat with pocket protector, pens, etc.
3. Q-Tip- puff up your hair and spray or powder it white (or wear a wig). Wrap your body in blue plastic wrap. Put cotton over your shoes.
4. Chick Magnet- attach Barbie dolls all over yourself.
5. Lorena Bobbitt- wear a nightie covered in fake blood, with messy hair, and bloodstreaks on your hands and face. Carry a knife and a large glass jar, with a "blood covered" sausage in it. Label the jar: Bobbitt, John.
6. Piece of Gum Stuck to Your Shoe- dress in all pink and attach a shoe to the top of your head.
7. Ceiling Fan- write "Go Ceilings!" on the front of your shirt. And don't forget to cheer!
8. God's Gift to Women- find a box large enough to fit around your body. Cut some holes for your arms and head, and then cover the box with wrapping paper. Add a large bow. Attach a tag that says "TO: Women, FROM: God".
9. Autograph Book- wear a white shirt and pants. Carry a Sharpy pen and have people sign you!
10. Pink Floyd- wear pink clothes. Add a name tag that says "Floyd."
11. Scrubs- Dress up like the guys from Scrubs.
12. Jesus at a Job Fair- wear "Jesus" robes, with a beard, long hair, and crown of thorns, but add a tie. Hand out resumes of your holy accomplishments, i.e., started world religion, motivated millions, etc.
13. Foosball Player- dress in a soccer uniform and insert a broomstick inside your shirt over your shoulders, coming out of your arms.
14. Dead Golfer- dress up like a regular golfer (plaid pants, sport shirt, golf glove, white golf shoes, etc.). Then you will need one of those practice golf balls that are hollow and made of plastic. Cut it in half and find a way to apply it to your forehead safely so you can take it off later. Next paint your face real dead-looking, with lots of fake blood around the edge of the golf ball. Carry a golf club.
15. Proctologist- wear hospital greens and a stethoscope, smear chocolate pudding all over the front of yourself and let dry. Wear a nametag that says "Dr. Ben Dover, Proctologist." For added grossness, wear gloves with pudding on them and lick them in plain view. You can also bring brownies, shape them like a stool, and eat them.
16. Lightning Victim- take old clothes, cut out some holes, then carefully burn the edges (adults only!). Tease your hair so it sticks straight up, smudge your face and any exposed skin with black make-up.
17. Dr. Pepper-get a white lab coat or some surgical scrubs, and pin some chili peppers all over yourself.


And that's all for now. But there will be more added as I think of more or find other ideas.